Wednesday, September 9, 2009

What else would you do?

Lets say hypothetically that you bike yourself a mile and half to the library to check you email. Lets also say that you had very few emails and were left to the rest of your alloted internet hour. So of course you start reading your webcomics right? Of course. Now while you started reading, a group of Japanese middleschoolers surround you, giggling and whispering incessantly. Hypothectically you decide to visit only the very safest sites. You don`t usually go to smutty sites anyway but the internet is an unpredicitible place. So you go to a stickfigure-based webcomic that has NEVER had an inappropriate image in the long time you`ve been reading it. You would think you were safe right? Well instead your screen lights up with drawings of a breast and vagina. ( To be fair both looked like they were copied out of a biology textbook and there was probably an excellent explanation and a funny punchline.) You close the window as fast as possible but the middleschoolers are giggling. You can`t tell if this is just one more volly of the never ending giggle-fest ( Seriously what is that funny?) or if they actually saw your face when you realized what was on your screen.

What do you do in that situation?

Answer: Blog about it.

3 comments:

  1. Nice. For your next library internet trick: 4chan

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  2. The only thing LEFT to do, obviously, is to flash the unsuspecting school-children. Right?

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  3. I know exactly what comic you're talking about. My first instinct would be the same as the people in the comic at the very end: RUN!

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